GUEST POST: Mike Francesa Talks "Da Jets" and "Da Circus"

Tonight we have a special treat for you, Jets fans. We all know Mike Francesa too well, and especially his prejudiced opinions about the New York Jets. Let’s just say this, those opinins are dime/dozen.

However, Mike will be heard, well read, right here in just a few minutes. We are in luck today too. The loudmouth has decided to share his viewpoits with, “us”,meaning h standard for near perfect. Loudmouth Mike is making his way up in the world again with his insults this time in essay form regarding our New York Jets.

Thankfully Mike is OK. So without futher adieu: I bring you:

“Da Jets and Da Circus”, by Mike Francesa.

From Da Studios of Dubayou FAN in NY, and simulcast over the country via the YES Netowrk, this is Mike’s ON, Francesa on the Fan. Today, thanks to Mistuah Alan, we come to you from diss blog, called “Da Jet Press”. Can you imagine deese blogs? All de doo is write about one team, and in dis case, that one team is, and still is DA CIRCUS. Why will it always be da circus? Because Francesa SAYS SO! I, THE BIG TUNA. Let’s take a look at da team this offseason.

Look at Da New Gm, John Idzik. What a joke! We awl know dat dis is still Rex’s team. Rex still calls da shots. I don’t care that Idzik said the buck would stop with him. That doesn’t fit with da circus mentality, so that idea is gone. Rex runs things in New Yawk. Not like the Giants, with the great Jerry Reese and Tom Coughlin. I still have pictahs of them in my office. So I can look at dem and tell dem how great dey are. How much better than da circus?

Now in da draft, it is clearly a circus. They aren’t choosing any guys that will give away an of da secrets! Instead we have Chris Ivory, over 5 yawds pa carry, not good. The Jets needed a guy like Amad Bradshaw, now dat guy is good. BUT bringing Geno indo dis mess is a recipe for disasta.

And da playas? Dey aren’t…any….good. The running game has changed over. The Goodson acuqistion if available and Ivory plays up to pah, the running game will begin to return to form. But it will contue to hosting “da Circus”. So, dey need a quataback and dey don’t have one. Sanchez is all but done in New Yawk, and we don’t know about de otha candidates. Meaning Sanchez will be da starta, and it will get ugly at MetLife. Count on it!

By the way, the post was a joke. Obviously Francesa is not talking to any one on the local beat, so I thought it would be fun to write about what Mike WOULD have said lately. Enjoy.

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  • Piazza31nyj

    Great job Alan very entertaining. Next time put some “Ok” after every sentence because he says that a lot. Just look at Carton’s impersonation of Mike.

    • TheJetPress

      good point….will have to include some Oks the next time…thanks!

  • Joe Willie

    Mike Francesa hurts himself with his unprofessional bias against the Jets it’s as simple as that. He can preach to his fellow Giant fans and get a big yuk yuk but anybody with half a brain knows what’s going on. The best way to kinda shut his fat mouth up is for the Jets to win and have a better record then the giants this year. But anytime Fat mike even mentions the Jets its time to tune out for me –and I do. Kim Jones aka (Horse face) is on the NFL network covering the Jets and Giants and she too has zero cred I tune her out also—The NFL network as a whole has really hit the skids the last few years and for me Jones is just part of their over hyped negative UN-journalistic approach.

    • TheJetPress

      Agreed. I hated Kim Jones when she as just on the YES Network.
      But big picture you right on the money. The Jets need to come in, stop talking and play hard.

      • Joe Willie

        The sad part of all this is Francesa is very good at what he does–for the most part he has great sports insights (producers help?) Hes a shrill for the Yanks, but he’s been a fan since he was a kid and the Yankees pay him a lot so we can understand that—-He’s a great sport historian (just ask him) he can recall a lot in a great era of sports the past last 50 yrs–I can appreciate that me and Mike are 2 days apart in age. And when he’s not grumpy with the callers the show can be very entertaining. we also love the Francesa that is all New york city and his “take no BS” attitude,…Mike is great with the city’s history and just the plain logistics of the great city called New York. BUT when he gets petty and just plain hateful to the NY Jets its a big turnoff to all Jet fans and I would suppose to many of his own peers in the media. He just makes himself look bad and turns off a lot of his NY Jet audience which we do–we turn him off not because what he say’s is true or not true, it just insults our intelligence to continue to listen to his unbridled bias and hatefulness.

        • TheJetPress

          100% fair summary of Mr. Francesa.

          • Joe Willie

            less Nineball and more typing when i was in school or not in school it would be a lot clearer but I think u get the idea ;)