With workouts beginning in the morning, I thought it was time to have some fun. Tonight, we have a parody for you, in the form of a poem. The person in the picture is a guy at a poetry reading, that would be reading this to a group. Read this poem the way would read “Twas the Night Before Christmas”. For any religious people, this is not to poke fun at anyone, but just to take a light hearted look at the open of camp workouts tomorrow. So I present to you:
Twas the Night Before Workouts
Twas the night before workouts, and all fans are giddy,
Not a press guy was stirring, not even Cimini.
The schedules were hung on the dorm rooms with care,
In hopes that a Super Bowl soon would be there.
The players were nestled all sung in their beds,
While visions of championships danced in their heads.
Coach Rex in his sweater vest, and in his cap,
Met with all the players and said, “Have a snack”.
A new year is here, and they’ve stopped with the chatter,
But a Super Bowl is still all that will matter.
Away to the playbook the rookies go study,
So someday they can say “Please show me the money!”
There are many issues as all of us know,
The biggest for certain is Sanchez/Tebow.
The red zone, the wildcat, just when will he play?
Not very often, if Mark wins the day.
Tags: Alan Schechter Brian Schottenheimer Ground And Pound Jets Parody Jets Training Camp Joe Mcknight Mark Sanchez Mike Westhoff NY Jets Rex Ryan Shonn Greene Tebow Wildcat Tim Tebow Tony Sparano Twas The Night Before Christmas