Valentine’s Day Gifts for the New York Jets

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Dec. 30, 2012; Orchard Park, NY, USA; New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie (31) against the Buffalo Bills at Ralph Wilson Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Timothy T. Ludwig-USA TODAY Sports

ANTONIO CROMARTIE-BOX OF HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES: Unless the one you care about has an allergy of course, who doesn’t love the chocolates? I know that my wife can’t get enough of the sweet treats on Valentine’s Day. It makes a great gift to show how much you love someone.

Well, it’s time to show the love for Antonio this year. When our “sweetheart”, to complete the analogy, Darrelle Revis, got hurt, or went away for a while, we all thought we would be lost. But we weren’t, as Antonio Cromartie filled Darrelle’s shoes quite well. We all saw how well he performed. He kept the “relationship” more than healthy, so we get him some chocolates.

TIM TEBOW-CARD: You might wonder why I, of all people, are sending Tim Tebow anything? Fair question, as anyone who reads this web page knows how I feel about him, but hear me out.

Clearly, this is a relationship that is not going to work out, and will end with a breakup soon. But, we are still together for now. The relationship is not ending because Tim did anything wrong. From the Jets perspective, this is one of those, “It’s not you it’s me”, type of relationships. We have to do the right thing and acknowledge the day since we are still together, so a card it is.

MUHAMMAD WILKERSON-THE WORKS(FLOWERS, CANDY..ETC): This is the “one” we need to pull out all the stops for. The way Mo came on in his second season, he made us all fall for him. He became a dominant player along the Jets defensive front, making us forget about players gone by.

To continue the analogy, this is the one that did so much for us, we never want them to leave. We “over romance” this person, to make them never consider going away. So, we go full out, flowers, candy, and whatever else we can think of.

There you have it, my Valentine’s Day gifts for some of the Jets. Thanks for reading.

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