Topics: Alan Schechter, Just Give Me The Damn Ball, Keyshawn Johnson, Keyshawn Talks To Santonio Holmes, NY Jets, Santonio Holmes, Wayne Chrebet, Wide Receiver

July 27, 2012; Cortland, NY, USA; NFL former receiver Keyshawn Johnson (left) walks off the field with wide receiver Santonio Holmes (10) following the first day of New York Jets training camp at SUNY Cortland. Mandatory Credit: Rich Barnes-US PRESSWIRE
Sometimes I think we are living in a parallel universe.
For anyone who didn’t hear, former Jets WR turned ESPN analyst Keyshawn Johnson was at Jets training camp today. In between doing work for ESPN, he had a heart to heart with Santonio Holmes, pictured right. It was a bit disturbing to learn some of what that heart to heart was about, as explained in a tweet from the New York Post’s Brian Costello:
Santonio Holmes said Keyshawn Johnson was “just teaching me how to be cordial to everybody,” when they talked today
There is one serious question to ask after hearing that. And that question is, “Does that make any sense to anybody?”
Let’s think about this for a minute.
Does anyone else remember when he was a Jet, and he sulked so much that he forced Bill Parcells to trade him to Tampa Bay?
After that, he ticked John Gruden off so badly that Gruden had to get rid of him. That is the guy that is teaching Santonio how to be nice to everybody? Seriously?
Topics: Alan Schechter, Just Give Me The Damn Ball, Keyshawn Johnson, Keyshawn Talks To Santonio Holmes, NY Jets, Santonio Holmes, Wayne Chrebet, Wide Receiver
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