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Hypothetical question: If the Jets could sign Sasquatch, what position would he play?

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Here’s a hypothetical: If the Jets could sign Sasquatch, what position would he play?

So with all the turmoil surrounding Jets camp of late, it got me wondering: If the team could sign Sasquatch, what position would he play?

Immediate thought is probably on the line somewhere. Dude is tall, has a massive wingspan and power like none other. It’d be like taking J.J. Watt, stretching him out, and letting him run wild (literally).

But then again, could Sas make a solid QB? If he could throw a moderately tight spiral, and maybe hit his receivers in stride once every, oh, fifth pass, he could be unstoppable. Heck, just go back to the wishbone offense and let ol’ Big Foot go to work.

And then there’s the tight end potential. He can run, he can block, he can catch (maybe). Could probably run him like an H-Back and watch the yardage accrue.

Just look at these skills. There’s a lot of upside.

For more of the Sasquatch saga, and to see him dominate on the field, kick on over to Sports Illustrated. Whatever position he plays, Sas is gonna wreck the league this year.

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